OHH OH OH I'M SOOOO EXCITED!!!

What will they think of next?
FINALLY, A WOMEN'S REMOTE CONTROL!

I'M SO EXCITED!!!

I wish it really worked!

Now...who can I use it to control? HAHA

In case you can't see what the buttons are, they are:

top left: OFF the COUCH NOW!

top right: SET the TABLE

MENU

Dinner~Dessert~Take Me Out

HELP

Wash~Dry~Put away

THERMOSTAT (up arrow)

TOILET SEAT (down arrow)

ROMANCE (up arrow)

SEX (down arrow)

MUTE

SNORES~SPORTS

START compliments

PAUSE to apologize

STOP complaining

MAKE ME A

BATH~DRINK

~QUEEN~